Update: Strike now over. No further news to report.
Because of the National Union of Journalists strike on today I have decided to help keep the nation informed of the major breaking news stories from around the world. I will do this for the next forty-eight hours while the strike is ongoing. I will be updating the news every hour.
UK News: A Public House and Hotel just up the road from our office has been badly damaged in a fire.
A survey conducted by conductors has concluded that waving a stick around is not really a proper job.
A celebrity has probably been sleeping with someone other than his regular partner.
World News: A volcano has erupted.
The Prime Minister of Italy Silvio Berlusconi has been caught on camera doing something that does not involve a young woman.
It`s nice to have someone presenting the news who does not present themselves as the the news themselves. Fiona Bruce and john Humphries have witheld their labour today but in their minds they have witheld their news. I have read your blog, digested your news, I still do not know anything about you but I have enjojed the experience.
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