The Unfortunate "E"

The most unfortunate letter in the alphabet, it is said, is the letter E, because it is always out of cash, for ever in debt, never out of danger, and in hell all the time. That's true. Still, it is never in war, always in peace, and always in something to eat. It is in the beginning of existence, the commencement of ease, and the end of trouble. Without it, there would be no life, and no heaven. It is the centre of honesty and is always in love. It is the beginning of encouragement and endeavour and the end of failure.