Lowestoft Tweets

I have decided to keep a record on here of some of the more highbrow tweets that the residents of the most easterly town in the UK post on Twitter.

Lowestoft the town that time forgot.

Sean Greentree ‏@SeanGreentree 28 Sep

I'm at Lowestoft Cruising Club (Lowestoft, Suffolk) http://4sq.com/15AWrGz

 james is a penis ‏@Anais_Ribery 28 Sep

Lowestoft college her I come init

Charlie ⊙○●· ‏@0CharlieWyatt0 17m

In lowestoft aka fav town.

Layla Cooke ‏@LaylaaCooke 1h

Brandon and Kieran walk in with blood shot eyes and stink of weed Welcome to lowestoft college.

Alex Barwick ‏@AlexBarwick_ 2h

Anyone know wether Lowestoft teachers are on strike tomorrow

MrJane ‏@kizzletonks 4h

Fucking hate lowestoft shitty town

Nose. ‏@jimmybignose 22h

Fuck. Only just caught my train. Back to shitty Lowestoft. Been a great weekend!

Nicole. ‏@NicoleDavie21 23h

Dear dog walkers, pick up your fucking dog shit! #Lowestoft #dog #inconsiderate

Giovanna ‏@theweerabbit 28 Sep

Lowestoft couple banned for having ‘skinniest dog’ http://news.rspca.org.uk/2013/09/26/lowestoft-couple-banned-for-having-skinniest-dog/#.UkdPos7NuBw.twitter …

LANA ‏@Lanaaaaa_ 28 Sep

Night out in lowestoft different !!!!!

Sam Gallagher ‏@_SamGallagher 28 Sep

Lowestoft sluts... Oh mate, so grimey.

Carine ‏@CarineU 28 Sep

the thought of going back to lowestoft actually depresses me 

ajc⚓ ‏@alicechevvs 28 Sep

Lowestoft- "the one place in the uk that's more than two hours from the nearest motorway link to the rest of the country"

Le0nard ‏@le0nardthedon 46m

Word on the street is ryan sharman has the biggest collection of jailbait in lowestoft

To be continued.