Tuesday, 1 October 2013

Ode to Danny Dyer

The professional cockney,
A real life mockney.
Danny the geezer,
A bacardi breezer.
A man amongst men,
But not Dirty Den.

Mr. Danny Dyer,
The Essex Squire.
Where has he been?
Inside his glass chin.
A man amongst men?
More Barbie than Ken.